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i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

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epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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dumbufo:

I refuse to scroll down

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

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