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barack-obottm:

dick had me like

(via beyoncevevo)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(via circumcising)

unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 

(via cheetahgirl69420)

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via beyoncevevo)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(via circumcising)

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

(via circumcising)

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

(via circumcising)

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

(via circumcising)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via brentordie)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(via circumcising)

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(via circumcising)