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dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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(via beyoncevevo)

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

(via terrakion)

"aw that sucks :("

- me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(via precumming)

thugmissus:

omg

(via patarnon)

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(via fake-mermaid)

"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"

- My boyfriend trying to get head (via bitchesaloud)

(via radwhitekid)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(via fake-mermaid)

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

(via radwhitekid)

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

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found her

(via quintessenceofconfused)

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

(via terrakion)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(via fake-mermaid)

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(via thehilariousblog)

psyducked:

I heard you were screwing the milk man

(via memewhore)