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urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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what drugs have you done
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h0odrich:

nice try mom

brendanwtf:

i tried being heterosexual once and i learned my lesson so here i am

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letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

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At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

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